If I had 5 Gs

If I had $5000 I would start in an investment into a new computer company called PAC. I would steal the computer software and ideas from PC and MAC to make the ultimate computer brand. Once I did this I would run Mac and PC out of business and steal the position of the richest man in the world from Bill Gates. Then since I would have so much money I would Start a new kind of Ipod called I Zune. This new Mp3 player would a so run the Mp3 businesses out of money so I would be the only business that creates Ipod and Computers. Then all the businesses that I ran out of business would create a virus and infect all of my software that I have created running me out of business. This means that there would me no computers and no Ipod therefore the world would be destroyed. Ok I really dont know what I would do with the $5000.