Thursday, April 30, 2009

The day spider pig took over the world (Fictional Story)

One day when I had just gotten back from school I turned on the news and saw something very shocking, a so called spider pig had just taken over Australia in under an hour. The pig had attacked and knocked unconscious all the guards at the Military base. He had broken into the big warehouse were they kept all of the weapons and threatened to nuke Australia if they did not surrender and do what ever he commands. The President of Australia Mr. Garfunckle responded violently and sent in 2,000 soldiers to destroy spider pig. Spider pig used his spider powers and knocked out all of the soldiers in half of a second. Mr. Garfunckle had no choice, but to surrender and spider pig ruled Australia. When I saw this news report and I almost fainted, but I restrained. Something inside of me told me that my friends and I would have to stop this pig before he took over the world, but first I had to get a good nights sleep.

The next day I turned on they news to see if there was anything new on the spider pig and there was. He had used his speedy powers and ran over to Africa over night and at about 3am he arrived. The first thing he did was go to Mugabe (Who is the President of Zimbabwe) and try to negotiate with him. Spider pig and Mugabe decided to team up and try and take over the world together. The only reason Mugabe agreed is because he is a jerk and doesn't deserve to live. Anyways Spider pig and Mugabe had a plan to destroy the world and it had to be stopped.

I met up at school with my friends and I asked Jamal, Reggie, Dwight, and Kobe if they had heard about Spider pig and if they wanted to help me stop them. All of they said yes besides Reggie, but later that day we convinced him to come with us and help us stop them. We took our moms credit cards and bought tickets to Zimbabwe. We had to sneak out because we were pretty sure that out parents wouldn't let us leave the house and try and destroy Spider pig and Mugabe. We decided to meet at the school the next day and sneak out during recess to the Airport.

The next day we did exactly what we had said except for we forgot about one main thing... How to get to the airport. Jamal had a plan,but it wasn't exactly legal if you wanna call it. We did it anyway, we stole his dads Ferrari and tried to make our way to the airport. We made it twenty miles or so before the cops pulled us over, but we didn't go over, we just sped up and kept on going as fast as we could. Five minutes later we looked back and saw at least five cops behind us. Jamal was driving and he started to get nervous so he slowed down a bit so he could regain control and calm down. Then he sped up again barley avoiding the cops catching up. We were going at least a 150mph until we saw a spike strip and we barley swerved off the road onto another part of the highway we were driving on. All the other cops didn't know what happened and they continued on and hit the spike strips themselves which made our escape very easy. We continued our on our journey to the airport with no cops bothering us. When we got there we ditched the car and got on the plane as fast as possible.


We arrived the next day in Zimbabwe and found a place to sleep for the day because we were not used to the time change so we were very tired. We figured it would be best if we attacked at night anyways. We slept through the whole day until it was 9pm. Reggie woke us all up so we could attack spider pig and Mugabe. First we had to figure out where they were staying. We asked a local and he said that they lived three miles West of our location. We walked and walked until we finally arrived at Mugabe's palace where they were both staying. We snuck in through the air vents until we found they room where spider pig was sleeping. We decided to set up a trap for him. We Put a big thing of ham (I don't know why we used ham because ham is pig) in the middle of the hallway leading to his room, then we suspended a large net over it that would drop down when spider pig went towards the ham. The trap worked beautifully, but he made a lot of noise that woke up Mugabe and all of his guards. We quickly put a bag over spider pigs face and his body so that he could not escaped. We dragged him all they way back outside through the air vents, it was hard work, but we did it. We threw him into the bushes so we could go back for Mugabe. We went back through the air vents and we saw him walking through the halls. We jumped down onto his head and knocked him out. Then we put him into a bag and dragged him through the air vents. We found two wheel barrels outside, and we put Mugabe and spider pig into them. Then we ran the three miles back to the airport.



When we got back to America we took them both to the FBI and they took them to a super max prison where they have no chance of escaping.





THE END!!!!!

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