One day when I had just gotten back from school I turned on the news and saw something very shocking, a so called spider pig had just taken over Australia in under an hour. The pig had attacked and knocked unconscious all the guards at the Military base. He had broken into the big warehouse were they kept all of the weapons and threatened to nuke Australia if they did not surrender and do what ever he commands. The President of Australia Mr. Garfunckle responded violently and sent in 2,000 soldiers to destroy spider pig. Spider pig used his spider powers and knocked out all of the soldiers in half of a second. Mr. Garfunckle had no choice, but to surrender and spider pig ruled Australia. When I saw this news report and I almost fainted, but I restrained. Something inside of me told me that my friends and I would have to stop this pig before he took over the world, but first I had to get a good nights sleep.
The next day I turned on they news to see if there was anything new on the spider pig and there was. He had used his speedy powers and ran over to Africa over night and at about 3am he arrived. The first thing he did was go to Mugabe (Who is the President of Zimbabwe) and try to negotiate with him. Spider pig and Mugabe decided to team up and try and take over the world together. The only reason Mugabe agreed is because he is a jerk and doesn't deserve to live. Anyways Spider pig and Mugabe had a plan to destroy the world and it had to be stopped.
I met up at school with my friends and I asked Jamal, Reggie, Dwight, and Kobe if they had heard about Spider pig and if they wanted to help me stop them. All of they said yes besides Reggie, but later that day we convinced him to come with us and help us stop them. We took our moms credit cards and bought tickets to Zimbabwe. We had to sneak out because we were pretty sure that out parents wouldn't let us leave the house and try and destroy Spider pig and Mugabe. We decided to meet at the school the next day and sneak out during recess to the Airport.
The next day we did exactly what we had said except for we forgot about one main thing... How to get to the airport. Jamal had a plan,but it wasn't exactly legal if you wanna call it. We did it anyway, we stole his dads Ferrari and tried to make our way to the airport. We made it twenty miles or so before the cops pulled us over, but we didn't go over, we just sped up and kept on going as fast as we could. Five minutes later we looked back and saw at least five cops behind us. Jamal was driving and he started to get nervous so he slowed down a bit so he could regain control and calm down. Then he sped up again barley avoiding the cops catching up. We were going at least a 150mph until we saw a spike strip and we barley swerved off the road onto another part of the highway we were driving on. All the other cops didn't know what happened and they continued on and hit the spike strips themselves which made our escape very easy. We continued our on our journey to the airport with no cops bothering us. When we got there we ditched the car and got on the plane as fast as possible.
We arrived the next day in Zimbabwe and found a place to sleep for the day because we were not used to the time change so we were very tired. We figured it would be best if we attacked at night anyways. We slept through the whole day until it was 9pm. Reggie woke us all up so we could attack spider pig and Mugabe. First we had to figure out where they were staying. We asked a local and he said that they lived three miles West of our location. We walked and walked until we finally arrived at Mugabe's palace where they were both staying. We snuck in through the air vents until we found they room where spider pig was sleeping. We decided to set up a trap for him. We Put a big thing of ham (I don't know why we used ham because ham is pig) in the middle of the hallway leading to his room, then we suspended a large net over it that would drop down when spider pig went towards the ham. The trap worked beautifully, but he made a lot of noise that woke up Mugabe and all of his guards. We quickly put a bag over spider pigs face and his body so that he could not escaped. We dragged him all they way back outside through the air vents, it was hard work, but we did it. We threw him into the bushes so we could go back for Mugabe. We went back through the air vents and we saw him walking through the halls. We jumped down onto his head and knocked him out. Then we put him into a bag and dragged him through the air vents. We found two wheel barrels outside, and we put Mugabe and spider pig into them. Then we ran the three miles back to the airport.
When we got back to America we took them both to the FBI and they took them to a super max prison where they have no chance of escaping.
THE END!!!!!
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
My granddad
On Thursday my grandad is coming to visit from Africa and I am totally excited because I haven't seen him since third grade and I have only seen him like 4 times in my whole life. He is going to stay for six weeks and while he is here me and my family are going to a lot of fun places, but my parents haven't decided where to go yet. I am really excited and I hope Thursday comes faster.
Friday, April 24, 2009
What I think about cell phones
Do I think that people should be able to talk on the cell phone while driving? I sure do!!! My dad and mom call me on my cell phone all the time while they're driving and they never get in an accident. Personally I think that when a person gets in a car crash while there on the phone the phone is not the blame its the carelessness of the drivers. To make the roads safer if you do need to talk on the cell phone use a wireless head set. This will give you another hand to keep control on the steering wheel.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Earth Day
To help save the Earth every other Friday me and my family recycle all of our recyclable items. This is saving the Earth because the company can reuse this stuff instead of making more and destroying the Earth. My mom also bought these bags from Safeway that are made out of a different material that does not harm the earth unlike plastic bags. These bags cost a dollar each and she bought like twenty of them (which of course she never uses because she forgets). Something we could do is buy a Hybrid car, but we can't do that because we do not have enough
money to buy one.
Monday, April 20, 2009
My school field trip
For my school field trip I went to the Denver zoo then the Aquarium. At the Denver zoo I had a great time. The first thing we did was just look around. We saw Giraffes, monkeys, zebras, emus, and other animals but I cant remember what they were. Then we saw the sea lion demonstration. They demonstration people made the sea lions do some tricks and show off there abilities. After that we went and ate lunch. We went to the restaurant place and who ever brought there own lunch ate that and who ever just wanted to buy there own food did that. Most of us bought ice cream, unfortunately it was very cold and the ice cream didn't help. It was worth it though, the ice cream was amazing and I even got little gummy bears on it. After lunch we went and did a photo scavenger hunt. In this scavenger hunt each team got a camera and we went to animal exhibits and did various thing. For example, we went to where the wolfs were and we howled like wolfs while the camera person recorded. When we were finished with that we went to go see the lion demonstration. The person teaching us showed us a few things the lion could do and how they lived at the zoo. Then we left the zoo and headed for the aquarium.
When we first arrived at the aquarium we had to stand in there front room for a while, but then we went into classroom one and two. Two instructors were inside waiting for us and they told us to put our luggage in certain places. The girls got the left side of the room and the guys got the right. Once we were all settled in the instructors started to talk to us. They wanted us to go around and examine what the fish were doing and how they were behaving. I got paired with my friend and we went around and did what they said very quickly so we could wonder around the aquarium after that. When we finished we went to this thing called flash flood. it was in a dark room and behind a big glass wall there was a small mountain looking thing. Every like five minutes a lot of water came out of a hole in the mountain simulating a flash flood. Some of the water would fly over the wall and get the people standing in front of it wet. We stayed there for a very long time and eventually the whole class was there and we had a great time getting wet. Later we had to go back to the class rooms. When we got there they lead us to the place we would go to eat dinner. The prices of food there was very expensive, but eventually I found something that was a reasonable price. In the end it cost me fifteen dollars. The food was excellent and I loved it. After dinner we did a couple more things then we headed to bed. The guys got to sleep under a window that curved over us a little. The girls got to sleep in the ship wreck exhibit which personally I liked more because they had a huge shark swimming right next to the window. We got some pretty cool sharks to and once and a while the big shark would swim near us to. So over all I enjoyed it. At like midnight some of the guys and me had to go to the bathroom. We got up and took the long way to avoid waking up the girls. This way went through the whole aquarium. It was very dark, but very exciting. When we were walking my friend heard a crunch and looked down to see what it was. He had stepped on a cockroach and screamed like a little girl and all of us ran through the aquarium. I turns out that there was a hole bunch of cockroaches that come down from all the scenery during the night. The next morning it was snowing so we had to leave early so we didn't get stuck there. It kinda stunk because we didn't get to stop at the rec center on the way back as planned. This was a a fun experience that was well worth the money and I hope to go there again someday.
When we first arrived at the aquarium we had to stand in there front room for a while, but then we went into classroom one and two. Two instructors were inside waiting for us and they told us to put our luggage in certain places. The girls got the left side of the room and the guys got the right. Once we were all settled in the instructors started to talk to us. They wanted us to go around and examine what the fish were doing and how they were behaving. I got paired with my friend and we went around and did what they said very quickly so we could wonder around the aquarium after that. When we finished we went to this thing called flash flood. it was in a dark room and behind a big glass wall there was a small mountain looking thing. Every like five minutes a lot of water came out of a hole in the mountain simulating a flash flood. Some of the water would fly over the wall and get the people standing in front of it wet. We stayed there for a very long time and eventually the whole class was there and we had a great time getting wet. Later we had to go back to the class rooms. When we got there they lead us to the place we would go to eat dinner. The prices of food there was very expensive, but eventually I found something that was a reasonable price. In the end it cost me fifteen dollars. The food was excellent and I loved it. After dinner we did a couple more things then we headed to bed. The guys got to sleep under a window that curved over us a little. The girls got to sleep in the ship wreck exhibit which personally I liked more because they had a huge shark swimming right next to the window. We got some pretty cool sharks to and once and a while the big shark would swim near us to. So over all I enjoyed it. At like midnight some of the guys and me had to go to the bathroom. We got up and took the long way to avoid waking up the girls. This way went through the whole aquarium. It was very dark, but very exciting. When we were walking my friend heard a crunch and looked down to see what it was. He had stepped on a cockroach and screamed like a little girl and all of us ran through the aquarium. I turns out that there was a hole bunch of cockroaches that come down from all the scenery during the night. The next morning it was snowing so we had to leave early so we didn't get stuck there. It kinda stunk because we didn't get to stop at the rec center on the way back as planned. This was a a fun experience that was well worth the money and I hope to go there again someday.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
If I had 5 Gs
If I had $5000 I would start in an investment into a new computer company called PAC. I would steal the computer software and ideas from PC and MAC to make the ultimate computer brand. Once I did this I would run Mac and PC out of business and steal the position of the richest man in the world from Bill Gates. Then since I would have so much money I would Start a new kind of Ipod called I Zune. This new Mp3 player would a so run the Mp3 businesses out of money so I would be the only business that creates Ipod and Computers. Then all the businesses that I ran out of business would create a virus and infect all of my software that I have created running me out of business. This means that there would me no computers and no Ipod therefore the world would be destroyed. Ok I really dont know what I would do with the $5000.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
My top 7 websites
Facebook- I go on Facebook to have a good time and most my relatives that live really far away have one so its nice to talk to them.
Myspace- I go on Myspace to chat with friends and listen to music/watch videos. Its a great way to make friends.
Google- I use Google mainly for research to help me with my homework, but once and a while I use it to look for cool pictures I can use for various things.
Youtube- I go on Youtube to watch funny videos, music videos, and cool videos.
Blogger- I go on blogger to blog and look at friends blogs.
MSN/Gmail- I go on these to chat with friends.
Playlist- I go on playlist to find and listen to music.
Myspace- I go on Myspace to chat with friends and listen to music/watch videos. Its a great way to make friends.
Google- I use Google mainly for research to help me with my homework, but once and a while I use it to look for cool pictures I can use for various things.
Youtube- I go on Youtube to watch funny videos, music videos, and cool videos.
Blogger- I go on blogger to blog and look at friends blogs.
MSN/Gmail- I go on these to chat with friends.
Playlist- I go on playlist to find and listen to music.
What i admire about my Dad
I admire many things about my dad, but im only going to explain the first five things. One- My dad always takes me riding on my dirt bike and if it wasnt for him I wouldnt be able to ride in the first place. Two- My dad bought and helped me fix my dirt bike. it took us around a month to fix and he paid $500 for it. Third- My dad is great at cooking steaks and other foods that you cook on a BBQ. Fouth- My dad always helps me with my homework when I am stuck and I need some stuff. although he usually doesnt know it either and he just asks my mom for help its still nice. Five- When me and my brother are at youth group and its ten o'clock at night we call our dad and he usually comes to pick us up. If he doesnt come he forces my other brother to come.
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